Yesterday I wrote about the Thrilla from Wasilla, Sarah Palin ("I'd have won in 2008 if I had been at the top of the ticket"). Apparently one of her biggest fans, a one Bill Carpenter, in Auburn, CA, decided to straightening me out regarding the failed VP candidate.
Please protect thy keyboards. I have warned you. aside from obscuring the phone number, this is exactly what the email looked like:
I want you to know EXACTLY who sent you this mail, I have guts similar to Sarah Palin and I dare you to challenge me concerning my view of you and your posting.Bill Carpenter SrAuburn, CaliforniaXXX-XXX-XXXXI watched the entire interview ( LIVE ) so don't try to spread your bullshit around. Sarah Palin said nosuch thing. Only you liberal jerks would believe anything written on your pages. Look in the mirror BITCH, if you don't faint first you will see a serious lier. You wouldn't admit the truth if it was to your benefit.. Since I believe you are so stooooopid, the string end goes in last.The media..." Palin said pointedly, and then self-consciously softened it with a laugh. Attempting to pretend she has not taken pot shots at Obama on foreign soil before (see Hong Kong), she strangled this out through gritted teeth, "Candidate Obama had a strong campaign. Though he was inexperienced, he was change." This is as nice as she can be, folks. Live it up. She had to get the dig in about him being "inexperienced." As if she were somehow...oh well. (( HEY BITCH, HE IS A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER NOT A PRESIDENT)I don't know why she couldn't use his proper title, ( BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ASS HOLE IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE ) but Palin seems in many ways stuck back in 2008, constantly re-litigating her grievances and sure that if she just tells us that "candidate Obama" is inexperienced, we will believe her. It's as if she doesn't quite grasp that while she was doing reality TV shows, he's been in the White House.(( PLAYING GOLF, FIGURING OUT BRACKETS, WRONG I MIGHT ADD, ENTERTAINING MUSLIMS, BLACKS AND UNION LEADERS. ARE YOU TOO STOOOOPID TO SEE THAT.)
Purie didn't buy this excuse and pushed her, "You could have been change."
Palin was quick to fire back with just a tad of that infamous venom, snapping, "I wasn't the top of the ticket!"