I'm glad I didn't see this live. I may have thrown something at the TV. Viewers should have had a button to open a trap door when Little Ricky opened his piehole to say this.
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UPDATE: Thank you, Igor Volsky at Think Progress LGBT for putting together a compilation video of the delicious, pander-a-looza of anti-gay blather from tonight's debate. It's two minutes of the batsh*ttery you'd expect from thie 2012 GOP Clown Car.
MITT ROMNEY: Marriage is a status. It's not an activity that goes on within the walls of a state and as a result, our marriage status relationship should be constant across the country. I believe we should have a federal amendment to the Constitution that defines marriage as a relationship between a man and a woman.JON HUNTSMAN: I also believe in civil unions, because I believe this nation can do a better job when it comes to equality and I believe we can do a better job when it comes to reciprocal beneficiary rights rights.
RON PAUL: I think marriages should be between a single man and a single woman and that the federal government shouldn't be involved.
RICK SANTORUM: It sounds to me like Rep. Paul would say that polygamous marriages are okay.
MICHELE BACHMANN: I support the federal marriage amendment...and as president I would not nominate activist judges who would legislate from the bench.